Privacy Policy

These policy documents are generally extremely boring, so let's keep this short and sweet.

No one has privacy on planet Earth. We have technology that can throw a laser beam at your brain and read your thoughts. A government can find out anything they want about you. There's nothing we can do about that. If that bothers you, try moving to another solar system.

Regardless, this is how we knowingly use or handle your information. When you call us, we can call and text you back regarding your account, request(s) or concern(s) because you have automatically provided your contact information. To make your life easier when calling us, we may ask if it is OK to send you a text message about the information you're requesting. Guess what, Sports Fan? That means we can call or text you for anything regarding your account or case when we need to follow-up. When you register, everything is stored securely. We do not store credit card numbers. Those are stored with our financial processing gateway provider that is backed by the highest form of security that any FDIC bank uses.

Do you want spam? Us neither. We don't spam. Eat it, perhaps. Send it, no. You get what you request from us. It's that simple. Because we don't believe in spamming, do you know what else that means? It means we don't sell your information.

We both use and eat cookies. Who doesn't enjoy cookies? For site functionality, we use Skynet - we mean Google. We have no control over what Skynet will do with the cookies it bakes. The worse case scenario is you'll notice an advertisement from us. Gee, earth shattering.

If you still have privacy concerns, by all means please contact us.